[ren voice] hi my name is ebony dark’ness dementia raven way and i have long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips
my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw. half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down
can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
Welcome to Pennsyltuckey
oh my GOSH, I mean I’m from a real redneck state but GUYS.
Yeah as a resident Pennsylvanian…idk, man, I got nothing. The middle of the state is just weird as fuck. Also, it’s spelled Pennsyltucky. No e. It’s a portmanteau of Pennsylvania and Kentucky.
Oh and you’re forgetting Frackville, PA.
things i needed to hear in health class:
- puberty might make you squishier and its ok
- vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
- all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
- genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
- people have stretch marks sometimes
- people have pimples on their butts sometimes
- people have cellulite sometimes
- gender =/= sex
- sex =/= scary danger FEAR
- bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred
- everything is ok
I don’t understand how all Muslims are called terrorists because of what one group of 19 extremist men did 13 years ago.
But white people aren’t called terrorists when they invaded their countries, killed millions of civilians, when they shoot up schools, shoot up movie theaters, and kill random POC. Isn’t that something.